i loathe the heat.
a person can only get so naked
here is a letter to my body today:
"Dear lower back and right hip, I wish you loved me more and hurt me less. If I could, I would break up with you today, but it is too fraking hot for me to get up the energy to call you, or write a Dear John letter. So...screw you from the current location I am melting from...Regards, Fat Diva. P.S..your timing sucks and I am removing you from my friends list"
the end
Dear Fat Diva,
ReplyDeleteI wish you loved me. When it's hot you used to keep ice packs in the freezers so you could put them against me. I also wished you knew I'm hurting because you're taking better care of yourself and losing weight and I am learning how to carry myself differently and my muscles are crabby because they are working differently. I still love you and know how you hate the heat. We'll be better friends again...promise. I love you. Now go stick your head in the freezer.
Love, Your sticky, sexy body